Police Joke(30)
One bright day in the middle of the night，two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other，drew their knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise. Came and killed those two dead boys. If you don‘t believe this lie is true，just ask the blind man he saw it too！！！
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