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　　We‘ve all been lost and depended on our wives to act as navigator. Well，not long ago，Mrs. Jim Jr.，her face buried in a map book，said“Turn here！”I did，and didn’t notice the“No Left Turn”sign. Just my luck，a policeman was nearby and stopped me. I tried to explain that we were lost and I was following my wife‘s directions. He issued me a ticket for“Driving Under the Influence of Wife.”

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