Political Joke(15)
It seems there was an agreement between two of the top power nations at the height of the arms race which grew out of their concern of global annihilation. Both sides agreed on a final end-all battle which would be one gigantic mean dogfight. Each would get five years to prepare their top animals. The first one，the Ugonauts，took the biggest，meanest Rottweiler and Doberman females and bred them with the biggest，meanest Siberian Wolves money could buy. Then they selected only the biggest，meanest pups of the litter to rebreed，year after year. It finally came to the big day. The Hugonauts had to drag their entry in with huge heavy ropes，and no one could get near the cage. The Argonauts toted in the craziest crate――it was low to the ground and eight feet long. When they opened it，people gasped！Out waddled the funniest looking eight feet long wiener dog anyone had ever seen. People felt sorry for the Argonauts，and the Hugos snickered in disbelief. The heavy door to the Hugo‘s terror was slowly pulled open and out jumped the most hideous monster of a dog there’d ever been，snarling and growling. Just as the monster pounced at the neck of the wiener dog to take him out，the wiener dog opened its mouth and swallowed the Hugo‘s dog whole！Everyone was in total disbelief！The Hugos said they just couldn’t understand it！They‘d spent years and years perfecting this animal，how could this be？The Argo’s glibly replied，“That‘s nothing. We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars for the top plastic surgeons in the world to come here and make this alligator look like a wiener dog！”（Just goes to show ya，things aren’t always what they look like！）
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