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　　A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket，surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young：“Quickly children，let‘s put our heads together！”After they obeyed，forming a circle，she continued，“Now―Let us spray！”

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