爆笑英语幽默笑话精72:A Clever Student聪明的学生（英汉双语笑话）
72.A Clever Student
72.聪明的学生
The teacher arranges to write an article concerning weekend，but Shigemitsu cannot write it up. His classmate Shiratori says: It will do to write out what happened to you on the weekend .Shigemitsu says:I drank the wine on weekend.“ Simple一minded，substitute the study for the drinking."Thus the teacher reads the following composition-I read a half of a book at a stretch on Saturdays evening，after a rest，might as well read the second half，too.But I still wanna read more，I have to buy another book. On the road I meet Shiratori，judging by his red eyes，knowing that he must have read not a few.
老师布置写一篇有关周末的文章，重光葵写不出。他的同学白鸟敏夫说:“把周末发生在你身上的事写出来就是啦。”重光葵说:“周末我喝酒了。”“死心眼，把喝酒改成读书。”于是老师看到了重光葵的这篇作文一星期六的晚上我一口气读了半本书，歇了歇，索性把后半本也读了。可是我还想读，便又买了一本。路上遇到了白鸟敏夫，一瞧他的眼睛，便知他也读了不少。
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