Halloween Funnies IV
Halloween Funnies IV What‘s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster？
- Grandma monster
Why did the monster eat a light bulb？- Because he was in need of a light snack
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles？- Have you ever tried to iron a monster？
What kind of mistakes do spooks make？- Boo boos
Why couldn‘t Dracula’s wife get to sleep？
Because of his coffin
Why do mummies make excellent spies？- They're good at keeping things under wraps
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