Quote Joke(17)
It‘s time for all bad spellers to untie. I yell because i care. Is it true that cannibals won’t eat a clown because they‘re afraid they will Taste funny？
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Pets welcome：children must be on leash. He who laughs last，has the best lawyer. Actually i am a rocket scientist. I‘ve been dieting for 31 days and all i lost was 31 days. Warning：i have an attitude and i know how to use it. Take me drunk i’m home again Don‘t do what i say do what i mean At the feast of ego，everyone leaves hungry. I’m looking for the upper taker not the undertaker. General custer wore arrow shirts. The word verb is actually a noun. It‘s not whether you win or lose，what counts is if i win or lose
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