英语笑话笑死人不偿命64: 等明年再说(双语)
Wait till Next Year
等明年再说
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“亲爱的，你听过这则新闻吗？”她问道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一个男的为了看马刺队的比赛，用他太太跟人换了球季的门票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不会那么做吧，亲爱的？”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不会那么傻呢！”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季几乎都过了一大半了."
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