Salespeople Joke(1)
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs，it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap，the woman remarked indignantly，“Well，I‘ll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas！”
“Don‘t worry，ma’am，”replied the clerk.“With a good tail wind and that brand new broom you have there，you‘ll be home in no time.”
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