英语幽默漫画带翻译：拳头的花招（双语）
A:What happened to your fist?
A:你的拳头怎么了？
B:This guy tried to get away with a fast one, on our first date!
B:这家伙使花招想逃脱，在我们第一次约会的时候。
A:He tried to kiss you?
A:他想亲你？
B:No! He tried to get away!
B:不，他想离开~~
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