英语幽默漫画带翻译：从沙发上醒来（双语）
A:Why in the world would a dog come to see a psychiatrist?
A:为什么世界上还会有狗去看精神病医生呢？
B:For one thing, we don’t yell at them for getting up on the couch.
B:第一，你没有对他吼过从沙发上醒来。
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