英语笑话笑死人不偿命20: 许个愿吧 (双语)
Make a Wish
许个愿吧！
Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.
每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的头部。
But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
但今天却比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。
Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answere .
他忍不住好奇，便按了那户人家的门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "
“这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……”
"That's true ."
"那倒是不假……"
"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. ',
"可是今天我却看见你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。"
“Well, today's his birthday. ”
“今天是他生日嘛。”
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