英语幽默漫画带翻译:一个人的幻想(双语)

Hen, hen---5 years! I showed them all! They said I’d go batty up here...
母鸡,母鸡,5年!我给他们所有!他们说我这里古怪的
Hi there. I am an apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers.
嗨~ 我是无翼鸟哦,但我有很多羽毛。
The hollucinations are kicking in than they predicted.
比起预言这更像是想象。
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