Classic humour stories(38)

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• Joke 25

  　　The zoo had big baskets for rubbish， where people who bought ice-creams and other things could throw the papers from them. One Saturday afternoon Mr Brown was walking near the cages where the l...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• 效仿别人--双语幽默笑话

  A Baby Sister 小妹妹 Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie? 保育员：约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗？ Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had g...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 母鸡的腿 双语笑话

  Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop theireggs into pieces when laying? 母鸡的腿 儿子：为什么母...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 第73期双语笑话加练习题 匆忙的打断（1）

  The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purcha...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【40】

  Ways end Means　　A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, th...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 哪一级

  　　Kristin，， my 17-year-old niece， had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps， and the attendant asked， “What g...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话

• 每日一笑：Two Tickets Please (9.21)

  Two Tickets Please 　　A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man sai...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话

• A season pass

  A season pass The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the fir...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• I Can Go Home

  　　One day after school the teacher said to his students， "Tomorrow morning， if any one of you can answer my first question， I will permit him or her to go home earlier."　　The next day， when the te...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话

• I hate school

  　　Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I'm sixteen.　　Teacher: I know how you feel ―― and I have to stay here until I'm sixty-five.更多 英语笑话、...

  2018-12-05 英语笑话