Classic humour stories(46)

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A Baby Sister

Nurse： Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie？

Johnnie：She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

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There is a monkey in the bar

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar， a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is abl...
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趣味图片英语笑话：Joe The Grizzly灰熊乔（双语）

This is the ultimate event in wrestling! Joe The Grizzly versus a jar of Granny's homemade strawberry jam!这是摔跤的最终的事件!灰熊乔对阵一罐奶奶的自制的草莓酱!What a fight! It seems impossib...
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72.What Went Wrong

　　A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure...
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老板和我

　　My Boss and I　　When I take a long time, I am slow.　　When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.　　When I don't do it, I am lazy.　　When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.　　When...
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Musician Joke(8)

　　Hey buddy. How late does the band play？　　About half a beat behind the drummer.更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注英语作文大全幽默笑话...
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聪明的小偷

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知...
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加菲猫过生日许愿望-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画

jon:come on.garfield...乔恩：过来，加菲猫...jon:make a wish!乔恩：许一个愿望！garfield:i'm thinking!i'm thinking!加菲猫：让我想一想，让我想一想！更多英语笑话英语小笑话英文笑话英语幽默小故事相关文章和资...
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Family Joke(34)

　　When he was finished with the bulk of the changes，Mr. Smith added yet one more stipulation to his will：that he be buried at sea. He explained，“that‘s just in case my wife makes good on her thre...
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What Do You Get?

A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment,...
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