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等敏感部位的树叶落了

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  A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "Autumn. "

  一对夫妇去一个艺术展览,他们发现一个画上一个裸体女人的敏感部位盖着一个叶子,妻子不喜欢就走开、而丈夫在一直看,妻子问:“你在等什么?”丈夫回答:秋天

  NOTE

  gallery n.展览馆

  naked adj.裸体的

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