疯人院
疯人院(幽你一默)
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一个晚上,在疯人院里,一个患者大喊到:“我是拿破仑”
同室的一个人问到:“你怎么知道的?”
第一个患者说一:“上帝告诉我的。”
这时,从另外一个屋子传来喊声:“我没有告诉他啊”
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