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英语笑话:只有斑点

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    导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

  Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes.

  Doctor: Have you seen an optician?

  Patient: No, just spots.

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