英语笑话:和奶奶结婚

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导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

　　A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, 'Daddy, I'd like to get married.'

　　His father replied hesitantly, 'Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?'

　　'Yes,' answered the boy. 'I want to marry Grandma.'

　　'Now, wait a minute,' said his father. 'You don't think I'd let you get married with my mother, do you?'

　　'Why not?' the boy asked. 'You married mine.'

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