爆笑英语幽默笑话精44:Bedtime Prayer睡前祷告（英汉双语笑话）
44. Bedtime Prayer
44.睡前祷告
Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God，"she said，“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”
朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝啊，”她说道，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
Her mother interrupted and said，"Julia，why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?”
妈妈打断她说:“朱丽叶，你为什么要求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”
And Julia replied，“Because that is what I put in my geography exam!”
朱丽叶回答说:“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”
Naples
n.那不勒斯(意大利南部港市)
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