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英语笑话:谁的50分

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……


  Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.

  Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.

  Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.

  Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.

  杰克:我在学校门前的人行道上拣了50分。

  汤米:我想那是我的,今天我在那儿掉了50分,找不到了。

  杰克:但是我拣的是两个两毛五的呀。

  汤米:那就更是我的了。因为钱在掉到地上的时候可能摔两半了。

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