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How badly did he play

  As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified police, who arrested him.

  Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians. "What happened to the drummer you had?" he asked me.

  "I had him arrested," I replied. We said good-bye and hung up.

  A few minutes later my friend called back and asked, "How badly did he play?"

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