英语笑话：写作文
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*) ……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Writing a Composition One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition —— If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reasons. "I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.
写作文天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。
所有学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。
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