愚蠢的贼
Very stupid robbers
愚蠢的贼
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个劫匪正在抢劫一家酒店。其中一个叫道：“我听到警报响了。赶紧往下跳啊！”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
另一个喊道：“可咱们在十三层啊！”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
那个劫匪回答道：“没时间迷信那个了。”
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