会说话的奶牛
Amazing talking cow
会说话的奶牛
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.
一天早上，一个男人开的车在乡间的路上抛锚了。他下来修车的时候，一头奶牛走过来站在他旁边，“你的问题应该是在汽化器。”奶牛说。
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.
男人惊呆了，他跳了起来沿路直冲下去，直到遇到一个农夫。男人把刚才发生的事告诉了农夫。
"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.
“是不是个头很大、右眼上方有一个棕色的点的红色大奶牛？”农夫问。“是的，是的。”男人回答说。
"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."
“哦！我不该相信贝茜的，”农夫说，“她根本就不懂关于汽车的事。”
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