上帝的小孩(中)
有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈："妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢？"
妈妈说："那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊！" 隔天他来到学校，
老师问他："你爸爸是谁？"那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，想不出来答案。
老师再问一次："你爸爸到底是谁？"
那个小孩就说："我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生，不过昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子，我一下子忘记他的名字了。"
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