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论自告奋勇的歌唱家

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Swans sing before they die't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing.

论自告奋勇的歌唱家

天鹅在临死之前歌唱——假如某些人 在唱歌之前死去,这不算什么坏事情。

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