外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹238：父亲的亲笔签名(中英)
Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?
老师:汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你的父母看，是吗?
Tom: Yes, I have, sir.
汤姆:不，老师,我给看了。
Teacher: But I can’t find your father's John Hancock on the papers at all.
老师:可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊。
Tom : Here，sir. (Showing his whipped arms to the teacher.)
汤姆:在这里老师。(汤姆向老师露出手臂上的鞭伤)
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