外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹250：优质服务(中英)
Department一store automatic answering machine:
百货公司自动答复机:
"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.”
“如果您想定货或者付定金请按5。”
"If you are calling to register a complaint, press 645954145452772.”
“如果您想登记投诉请按645954145452772”
"Have a good day.”
“祝您愉快。”
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