外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹254：新年决心书(中英)
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes，and then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in , she stormed，"My resolution isn’t posted一and mine was one of the first ones in!”I couldn’t help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in search of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers，I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me.
为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣，我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我。我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后，一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟，便走过来。她越过两位老师闯了进来，大发雷霆道:“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来—而我的决心书是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了，看她气势汹汹的样子，我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书。飞快浏览了几叠纸之后，我打开了她的那一份，上面写着:我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。
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