摘要:Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam.[阅读全文]

摘要:In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.[阅读全文]

摘要:On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.[阅读全文]

摘要:Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.[阅读全文]

摘要:Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30.[阅读全文]

摘要:Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?[阅读全文]

摘要:Son: Why are hen's legs so short?[阅读全文]

摘要:A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.[阅读全文]

摘要:Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.[阅读全文]

摘要:"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him.[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face."[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."[阅读全文]

摘要:Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.[阅读全文]

摘要:In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.[阅读全文]

摘要:At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.[阅读全文]

摘要:Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.[阅读全文]

摘要:Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.[阅读全文]

摘要:A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones[阅读全文]

摘要:Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.[阅读全文]

摘要:Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look.[阅读全文]