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摘要:Upon my soul I never thought That they would shave．[阅读全文]
摘要:Only I don't think you got my idea quite right．Y'see,I sent'em in the other feller's name![阅读全文]
摘要:It is said among business men that it requires twelve Jews to cheat a Genoese； but twelve Genoese are not enough tocheat a Greek… Only one person， that I ever heard of， enjoys the not very enviabl[阅读全文]
摘要:The butcher in the meat market was weighing up a roast when his customer observed，"Say， you're giving me a lot of bone there， aren't you？ "[阅读全文]
摘要:We know a gentleman who， after a medical examina tionwas told by the doctor that he was in a pretty bad way．[阅读全文]
摘要:"No," she said, "my daughter told me that when I pass through this town, I should take my pills."[阅读全文]
摘要:I don't want a local one．Give me the best． An imported one．[阅读全文]
摘要:Brown declares this to be the best lesson in rhetoric he ever received, and he made an unusual effort to adapt his word tothe comprehension of his hearers in that "neck o'timber．"Other speakers ma[阅读全文]
摘要:Please do not think that I have been trying to give you sermon because I have nothing in mind． Don't try to thank me. It's nothing．[阅读全文]
摘要:One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said， "Have you anything to cure a headache？"[阅读全文]
摘要:Readers of London's New Statesman and Nation were asked to play a game originated by Philosopher Bertrand Russell．[阅读全文]
摘要:"One picture is worth a thousand wods？" The fact is that one picture is rarely， if ever， worth a thousand words．Some are worth only one： money．[阅读全文]
摘要:“请寄来一只鹅。”然后签上 自已的姓名，加上“又及：同时再寄一只鹅。”[阅读全文]
摘要:“那怎么能证明你有音乐才能呢？” “我抓住钢琴，陪她一起漂下去了。”[阅读全文]
摘要:基本介绍First Cover库特·冯内古特，曾受到六七十年代美国青少年膜拜的反主流文化大师，成名作是《第五号屠宰场》，曾被改编成电影，使黑色幽默的小说创作的影视达到顶峰。《第五号屠宰场》以二战为背景，描述一名凡[阅读全文]