摘要:The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"[阅读全文]

摘要:During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.[阅读全文]

摘要:There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.[阅读全文]

摘要:Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.[阅读全文]

摘要:The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."[阅读全文]

摘要:There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．[阅读全文]

摘要:A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．"Now，children，" said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？"[阅读全文]

摘要:"He's a bad boy," his mother said．"How did he break it?" "I threw a stone at him," Billy answered, "and he quickly moved down．"[阅读全文]

摘要:Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames．See? Bobby Burns![阅读全文]

摘要:I thought I was all right when I left home, but now I don't know what's the matter with me．I've been limping for the last half hour．[阅读全文]

摘要:On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She see med glad，and pr[阅读全文]

摘要:"That's the other man," said the attendant．[阅读全文]

摘要:Now everything's changed．When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.[阅读全文]

摘要:Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door："Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."[阅读全文]

摘要:The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he："Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we had tails like a baboon，where are they？"[阅读全文]

摘要:I remember I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten who it was.[阅读全文]

摘要:"Oh! yes," said Rockefeller, "but his father is a rich man; mine isn't．"[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a boy came to his teacher and said："Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．"[阅读全文]

摘要:On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries；[阅读全文]