摘要:第十三集 Weeble 菲比有了心理医生男友罗杰，但他的毛病是分析老友们每个人的心理问题，使得每个 人都很沮丧。当他分析瑞秋时，瑞秋潸然泪下，不断说些和“威宝(Weeble)娃娃”有关的 问题，有“威宝娃娃[阅读全文]

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摘要:第一季 第一集 老友记第一季Mr. Potato Head 瑞秋和众人谈到了她逃婚的原因，她说这是因为她突然发现她的未婚夫巴里医生长得活像 “薯头先生(Mr．Potato Head)”，这是在美国家喻户晓的卡通人[阅读全文]

摘要:美式幽默[阅读全文]

摘要:One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".[阅读全文]

摘要:A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course.[阅读全文]

摘要:A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.[阅读全文]

摘要:While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."[阅读全文]

摘要:Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?[阅读全文]

摘要:A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."[阅读全文]

摘要:The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination.[阅读全文]

摘要:Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.[阅读全文]

摘要:The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.[阅读全文]

摘要:Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?[阅读全文]

摘要:Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.[阅读全文]

摘要:Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?[阅读全文]

摘要:"Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"[阅读全文]

摘要:There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."[阅读全文]

摘要:Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.[阅读全文]