摘要:    There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.     The old[阅读全文]

摘要:     Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wood[阅读全文]

摘要:    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?     Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're ins[阅读全文]

摘要:    A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The c[阅读全文]

摘要:    Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he wa[阅读全文]

摘要:    A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one     day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she     must speak with the president of the ban[阅读全文]

摘要:    A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents.     She[阅读全文]

摘要:    A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.     His doctor gives him a choice of avail[阅读全文]

摘要:1. crack a smile 展颜微笑，莞尔一笑Definition: to smile, especially when you do not feel like smiling.The man was willing to do anything to make his wife crack a smile. (为了让他的妻子展颜微笑，他愿意[阅读全文]