摘要:小沈阳有10句经典台词逢场做戏必说,观众却也100听不厌乐不可支。1.这是为什么呢?山寨版:This is why what?学院版:Why is this?2.准备好了么?Music!山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼!学院版:Are you ready? Music!3[阅读全文]

摘要:1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"[阅读全文]

摘要:A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.[阅读全文]

摘要:"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied.[阅读全文]

摘要:Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend.[阅读全文]

摘要:Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.[阅读全文]

摘要:各回各家，各找各妈。 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY。 Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY. 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you。 I admire you, I res[阅读全文]

摘要:教你回应别人的玩笑 1. I am serious. 我是认真的。                         &n[阅读全文]

摘要:中国人学习英文时很多初学者都喜欢用中文来标识英文发音，没想到外国人学中文时也这么干，真的很有意思。Dear Tim,shall by too dull doll by too jack won,dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,shall by too whe[阅读全文]

摘要:《farewell my concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆（《霸王别姬》） 《seventeen years》——十七年（故弄玄虚，《回家过年》）[阅读全文]

摘要:前台小姐：“Hello.”你好 老外：“Hi.”嗨 前台小姐：“You have what thing？”你有什么事？老外：“Can you speak english？”你能讲英语吗？[阅读全文]

摘要:When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.[阅读全文]

摘要:Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them?[阅读全文]

摘要:The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, ho[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is?[阅读全文]

摘要:A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.[阅读全文]

摘要:One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.[阅读全文]

摘要:    Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem     bicycle finally made it to the top of a     steep hill.    "That was a tough climb," sai[阅读全文]

摘要:    Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.     A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car b[阅读全文]

摘要:    You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom.    You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. [阅读全文]