摘要:Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute.[阅读全文]

摘要:Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?[阅读全文]

摘要:Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.[阅读全文]

摘要:At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have toni[阅读全文]

摘要:Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.[阅读全文]

摘要:A wealthy man lay critically ill. "There's only one thing that will save you," his doctor said. " A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive."[阅读全文]

摘要:In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of t[阅读全文]

摘要:A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.[阅读全文]

摘要:Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?[阅读全文]

摘要:When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendatio[阅读全文]

摘要:Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?[阅读全文]

摘要:Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?[阅读全文]

摘要:The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.[阅读全文]

摘要:The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.[阅读全文]

摘要:A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said,[阅读全文]

摘要:"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."[阅读全文]

摘要:Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars.[阅读全文]

摘要:Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve,[阅读全文]

摘要:A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces[阅读全文]