摘要:"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"[阅读全文]

摘要:Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?[阅读全文]

摘要:Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."[阅读全文]

摘要:Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?[阅读全文]

摘要:A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest[阅读全文]

摘要:A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.[阅读全文]

摘要:Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?[阅读全文]

摘要:Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.[阅读全文]

摘要:Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.[阅读全文]

摘要:"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."[阅读全文]

摘要:A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.[阅读全文]

摘要:A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.[阅读全文]

摘要:When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy.[阅读全文]

摘要:One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，"Mom my， what's puberty？" My wife was rushed at the moment[阅读全文]

摘要:It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．[阅读全文]

摘要:He couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher．"[阅读全文]

摘要:"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher,smiling indulgently． "Because," said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the[阅读全文]

摘要:An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.[阅读全文]

摘要:The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."[阅读全文]