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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹262:罗马是什么时候建成的?(中英)

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Teacher: When was Rome built?

教师:罗马是在什么时候建成的?

Tom: At night.

汤姆:在夜里。

Teacher: Who told you that?

教师:是谁告诉你的?

Tom: You did. You said" Rome wasn’t built in a day".

汤姆:是您。您说过“罗马不是在一个白天建成的”。


 

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