外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹262：罗马是什么时候建成的？(中英)
Teacher: When was Rome built?
教师:罗马是在什么时候建成的?
Tom: At night.
汤姆:在夜里。
Teacher: Who told you that?
教师:是谁告诉你的?
Tom: You did. You said" Rome wasn’t built in a day".
汤姆:是您。您说过“罗马不是在一个白天建成的”。
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