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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Truth 说实话(中英双语)

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73.Truth

73.说实话

One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained," and cut my face.”

一个星期天的早上,牧师向公众道歉自己脸上的胶布,“刮脸的时候,我在考虑我的说教词,”他解释着,“所以就把脸划破了。”

Afterward,in the collection plate,he found a note:"Next time,why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

布道之后,在捐款盘上,他发现一个纸条,上面写着:“下次,为什么不考虑一下你的脸,而把说教词划了呢?"

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