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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Hindsight 后知之明(中英双语)

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74.Hindsight

74.后知之明

Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do so,found himself in a skid that flipped the car over onto its roof.

几年前,康涅狄格州的警方对警察们有这样一个要求——在下第一场雪后,把车胎上加上铁链。有一个警官就没这么做,也巧他在一次车子打滑中翻了车,车底朝上。

A woman called the police station to report the accident.  In reply to inquires on the officer's condition,she said,"Well,he seems okay, but you'd better get. someone out here real quick. He's standing on the car,putting chains on the tires !”

一位妇女给警方打电话报告了这个事玫。在问其该警官的处境时,她报告说:“他看上去没事儿,不过,你们最好快点把他弄走,他正站在车底盘上给轮胎套链子呢!"

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