英语幽默小故事带翻译：Treat differently 分别对待（中英双语）
75.Treat differently
75·分别对待
On a visit to the United States，Gorbachev met a Russian who had immigrated to this country. "What do you do for a living here?"the Soviet leader asked him.
在出访美国期间，戈尔巴乔夫遇见了一位移居美国的俄国人。“你在这儿靠什么谋生?”苏联的领导问他。
"My brother, my sister and I work in a big factory.”
“我哥、我妹和我在一个大工厂工作.”
"How do these capitalist bosses treat you?"
“那儿的资本家对你们怎样?”
"Just fine，"answered the man.“In fact，if you are walking home from work, the boss picks you up in his big car and drives you to your door. Another time，he treats you to a dinner in an expensive restaurant. Sometimes he takes you home for the weekend and buys you presents.”
“还不错，”那人回答，“事实上，如果你下班回家，老板会让你搭坐他的豪华车，把你送到家。有时侯，他还请你去豪华的饭店吃一顿。有时候，他邀你到他家去度周末，还送给你礼物。”
Gorbachev was stunned.”How often does this happen?"
戈尔巴乔夫很吃惊:“这种事多久有一回?”
"Well，to me，actually never. But to my sister，several times. "
“嗯，对我嘛，还没有一次呢。但对我妹妹，已经有好几次了。”
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