外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹216：餐馆里(中英)
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage.”
一个德州人、一个俄国人和一个纽约人一起进了伦敦的一家餐馆里，服务员说:“打扰一下，如果您哪位想点牛排，我想我们无法满足您，因为现在缺货。”
The Texan said, "What's a shortage?"
德州人问:“缺货是什么意思?”
The Russian said，"What's a steak?"
俄国人问:“牛排是什么意思?”
The New Yorker said, "What’s excuse me?"
美国人问:“打扰一下是什么意思?”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/10020.html
相关文章
-
英汉幽默故事选读【57】
A Prospective Horse Buyer Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
叫你笑晕的前台小姐英语
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.” 前台小姐：“You have what thing？” 老外：“Can you speak english？” 前...
2018-12-10 英语笑话 -
自相矛盾的话语--双语幽默漫画
"We need to form a conflict-resolution team to settle the dispute over who should be closen for our conflict-resolution team."我们应该成立一个争议解决小组来解决“谁应被派到争议解决小组中去”...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精47:A Silly Rabbit愚蠢的兔子（英汉双语笑话）
47.A Silly Rabbit47.愚蠢的兔子Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunn...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
第1416期英语笑话 Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？
英语笑话带翻译：兄弟俩正在看画，画中只有妈妈和孩子，没有爸爸，于是哥哥大胆的猜测，画是爸爸画的，忘了把自己画进去了。Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.兄弟俩在看一些...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
英语幽默精读【11】A Challenging Hunt
A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
医生的良丹妙药--双语幽默笑话
a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."病人跟医生说：...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
![加菲猫挑选圣诞礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small9b19a2442a677d2747a60c2c21f27d821540881545.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
加菲猫挑选圣诞礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:let's see now...the perfect spot...加菲猫：让我们看看...极好的地点。garfield:hmm.加菲猫：哼。garfield:ah-ha!加菲猫：啊哈！jon:this could take a while.乔恩：这可能会花上一段时间。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：the most unsellable parakeet 最不可能卖出去的鹦鹉（双语）
this cage is only physical and thus meaningless. my true cage is society and time and space and gravitation. in fact, the entire newtonian worldview defines my identity...这个笼子只能限制我的...
2018-11-03 英语笑话
