外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹224：猜疑心(中英)
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him，"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald，but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”
曾有过这么一个老婆，由于强烈的猜疑心，以至于每晚当他丈夫回家之后，她因为没能从她丈夫的上衣上找到头发而对他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然为了一个秃头女人而欺骗我!”第二天晚上，她没有闻到丈夫身上有香水味，她又对他大吼道:“她不仅是个秃头女人，还是个穷的连香水都买不起的女人!”
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