Not Bad

阅读 : 次

Not BadA man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing."A magic potion" she replies."Well what is it for?" he asks."This potion will make anyone an excellent golfer."At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his sex life.After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every course he manages to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk to her."Well", she asks, "How has your game been?""Great! This has been the best year of my life. I have played all over the country and never lost a game.""And how about your sex life?""Oh, not bad.""Really? This stuff can really ruin a guy's sex life. Say, how many times did you have sex last year?""Hmmmm, it was three, no, four times.""And you call that not bad?""Not for a priest with a small parish."

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注英语作文大全

本文标题：Not Bad - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/22431.html

上一篇：Tiger and deer 下一篇：All-night Duty

Elderly Joke(39)

　　One day an old lady and an old man were sitting on their porch when the old lady says“Hey pa，why don‘t you run down to the restaurant and get us some ice cream.”Pa said，“Ok I will go right n...
2018-12-29 英语笑话
No Hero

　　A couple of young boys walked into the dentist's offices.One faced him boldly and said,"Doctor,I want a tooth out and I don't want no gas because I am in a hurry."　　"I must say you are a bra...
2018-12-08 英语笑话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事47：我能不能借借你的女儿？

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Can I borrow your daughter？我能不能借借你的女儿？ A woman took her five-year-old daughter shopping with h...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
Entertainment Joke(5)

　　There was a lady who had triplets. Shut up，Be quiet，and Trouble. One day she told the boys to go buy her some milk from the store. They set off. When they got there the walked around looking for...
2018-12-29 英语笑话
英语笑话:去动物园

导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
Military Joke(10)

　　Returning to West Point late one night，Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.“Halt and identify yourself！”　　“Jesus，Mary，and Joseph！”declared the startled woma...
2019-01-02 英语笑话
Musical Ability

　　During a flood in California， a TV writer whose home was washed away discovered he had musical talent.　　“My wife held on to a bed and floated down the canyon，”he said to a friend.　　“How d...
2018-12-28 英语笑话
看笑话学英语30:The Drive-Thru得来速餐厅

听笑话学英语30:The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅Tony just finished the training at the Macdolod. Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。So he was a little nervous being behind the register for the first...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
加菲猫和欧迪的饮食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画

jon:hum...garfield,it says here that doctors now say diets don't work.乔恩：加菲猫，现在是饮食时间不用工作。garfield:oh,thank you,thank you,thank you,thank you!加菲猫：哦，谢谢，谢谢，谢谢，谢谢你！garfield:...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
Dead Cat一只死猫

Jim let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw...
2018-11-19 英语笑话