外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹227：救命，我们迷路了(中英)
Three men are in a hot一air balloon. Soon，they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three says，"I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far,” So he leans over the basket and yells out，"Hellllooooo01 Where are we?"(They hear the echo several times). IS minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Hellllooooo0! You're lost?!”
三个男的坐着热气球，不久，他们发现自己在一个峡谷里迷路了，其中一个说:“我有一个主意，我们可以在山谷里大呼救命，回音会让我们的声音传向远方。”于是他斜靠篮子大叫起来，:“喂!我们这是在哪里?”(他们听到了好几次的回音)。巧分钟后，他们又听到了一个回音:“喂!你们迷路了!”
one of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech” Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?" The reply: "For three reasons.(1)he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless.”
三个人中的一个人说:“那一定是微软公司的技术服务部门!”另一个疑惑不解地问:“你为什么这么说”回答:“有这样3个原因，1，回答的太慢。2.回答的确正确，3.可这个回答确实没有用。”
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