Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾

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Twin LobstersOnce I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45." "Why don't you order that, Mom?" I asked. "I know how much you like lobster." She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "How do they know they're really twins?" 孪生龙虾我当演员取得成功后，想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是，我带着她到拉斯维加斯的凯撒宫去吃饭。在菜谱中有道菜是“孪生龙虾--45美元。” “你为什么不点那个呢，妈？”我问道：“我知道你很喜欢吃龙虾了。” 她满眼狐疑地看着我，然后摇了摇头。“他们怎么知道它们确实是孪生的呢？”

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