外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹230：关于技术支持的真实故事(中英)
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows?"
一位女士给佳能服务部门打电话说她的打印机出了些问题，技术人员说:“你是在窗口(指视窗操作系统)下运行的吗?”
The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window，and his is working fine.”
女士回答说:“不，我的桌子在门的旁边，不过你说的对，坐在我旁边隔间的那个男的是在窗户下面，他的打印机工作得很正常。”
Tech Support; "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
技术支持:“您的硬盘还有多大的空间?”
Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"
顾客:“我的太太很喜欢上英特网，她下载了10个小时的空白空间，这够了吗?”
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