外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹231：找妻子(中英)
A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,” You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
在超市里，一个男的朝一个非常漂亮的女士走过去，并对他说:“你知道吗?我和我的妻子在超市走散了，你能和我说几分钟话吗?”
“why?”
“为什么?”
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
“因为每当我和漂亮女士说话的时候，我太太就会不知从哪儿钻了出来。”
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