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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹181:牛奶新鲜吗?(中英)

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Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

顾客:“我怀疑这里的牛奶是否新鲜。”

Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS! 
 

侍者:“新鲜?三个小时前它还是一堆草呢!”

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